This is what happens when a no good, war-freak mayor from the province tries to play a game of golf.
Since it’s his first time, he brings his goons with him and flashes all his mediocre stuff in the bag. To let people know he’s sozi and knows his way in the club
when he tees off, he does it by throwing the golf ball in the air then hit it as it falls back down using the iron as a bat. He firmly knows tiger woods as a baseball player, hence the way he tees off.
In the fairway…he doesn’t like long walks. he skips the fairway and goes right on to the greens.
In the greens, he would use the iron as cue stick to drive the ball into the hole.
He ends his game all in one fairway as he hates going through the hassles of moving from the first to the last hole.
And if anyone, I mean anyone at all, bothers him along the way, he beat the crap out of them. It doesn’t matter if it’s a senior citizen or a kid. And he will beat them not once, but will call his other goons and go after the adversary along the halls of the club and continue pounding on them to his heart's content.
He looks around and sees his cabinet-member dad looking on and say: “hey, dad, look! I’m beating the crap out of people. Whoopteedooo!”
And the high level politician replies: “nice work, son! I told you you’ll like golfing”
when the son reads in the news: "DAR Chief's Son Involved in Mauling". he defends himself saying, "nakita nyo ba akong nag-malling?!"
Yeeepeee! And they live free from legal hassles because of their strong political influence.
Booooooooo!
