Na-Laos!

with the exclusion of the country's favorite spectator sport in this year's south east asian games due to reasons that resonates practicality (what with the global recession and all), the host country, Laos, has, instead, suggested the following games as substitutes:

foot-wrestling - (look, they've prepared a team for this event already-the best and the brightest)



Rodent-rugby - works like rugby, but a rodent takes the place of the ball. you have to seize the rodent first before you can have team possession.

Spit-relay - this is very exciting to the natives. how is it played? just get the idea on how the game is called.

face-boxing - a game played where opponents try to knock each other out by head-butting one after the other without the receiving-opponent dodging the head-butt. first to quit loses.

cant wait to watch these thrilling games. we just have to wait until december to watch the games in Laos.


yeeepeee!

jail birds

at the hearing on the alleged bribery attempt of the "alabang boys" at the House of Representatives, the three suspects looked more like contestants in a valentine dating game.





look who asked to join in the show (even took the time to dress up)...





now, check out who tried to catch up with the group...



the winner will get the 270M lotto jackpot and a date with "Madame Van Damme"- Ms.Bulakalak ng City Jail 2009.

whooohoooo!