everybody's curious and asking about where exactly is MJ's burial chamber to be revered sacred by those moonstruck left-behind 80's fanatics moonwalking along main streets and strutting on top of road structures.
well, i hate to brake it to you, people, but don't you know that he wasn't buried.
he was taken by a bright light that will transport him to his home planet in some distant universe 30 gazillion light-years away from ours.
but don't fret all ye broken hearted moonwalkers. just think that he's there where he belongs.
every kid there is twice his size, so, we need not worry about pedophilia or anything like that.
he even prepared a little poster for his ascension to his universe
here he is wearing his wacko suit preparing for his final trip back home
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