here we go again!

yes, indeed!

we have malacañang flipping on its earlier pronouncements again. this has happened, like, over and over and over, practically, since the time GMA learned how to talk.

i've written about this in my past posts and apparently,... she hasn't read it...whooohoo! or she's just too arrogant to ignore it.

long before the "i did not talk to any comelec official" after the 2004 elections, there was the "i shall relieve myself of issue (or somethin like), i shall not run for election"

this time, its the reversal of its statement on the alleged rape of a anti-drug agent's young daughter.

last week, they reported a girl (the daughter of a government agent) was abducted, drugged, and sexually molested by a politically connected big time drug syndicate whose members have some score to settle with the government agent. the president, reportedly angered by it, even declared an "all-out war"- that's total annihilation against the enemy- against illegal substances and those who are involved in it.

this week, a presidential staff say the whole case was "unverified".

now, what kind of an administration is that?

it's like the government raring to rain terror on an enemy of the state, ordering its armed forces to gear up for it, calling on all its defenders to set up all its armaments ready to wage a big fight, pull all its resources into an eminent battle, because one child has been assaulted by a group of criminals and crooks, and then... oops! it not yet verified...hold your horses! let's double-check it first, everyone!...hold it...hold! hold it please!

Psssss!

this is how this government conducts actions? they announce something first, that they're gonna do this and that, and then, wait! they'll examine it first.

its just like in basketball, the national coach says its good that we were "bracketed" with asian teams that are weak, ineffectual and flimsy, building up the morale of the country for its basketball team, suggesting that finally, we got ourselves a basketball team that will bring home our long sought glory in the global arena. but look what's happening at the Jones cup. the philippines lost three games in its four outings. Japan, flimsy?

Pssss!

there's another thing that malacañang announced last week, just like what they did in the past, they again declared that manny pacquiao will knock out his opponent (this time cotto) in the first round.

...dont you just hate them?

the saga of the bosom pad-dy

here's the latest story on GMA's reported boob implant last week.

- GMA had her breast done 20 years ago,

- she had medical experts check her chest last week as she was feeling some discomfort in that area.

- GMA went to a cosmetic surgeon 20 years ago to get something done after noticing she was not developing height-wise.

- the surgeons thought the height problem was too difficult to solve hence they work on augmenting some other parts of her body thinking she'd be satisfied anyway.

- after the operation, GMA was satisfied.

- GMA went to the clinic last week hoping Hayden Kho was on duty.

- GMA brought her 20 year old vynil record of George Micheal's "Careless Whispers" when she went to the clinic.


GMA with her classmate 20 years ago

the bashful boobfull

GMA was called into questions about her confidential bosom implant she reportedly had last week. the booby talk put her in an awkward situation. this was how she looked when she was ask about it:



please dont ask me about that
i'm embarrassed. how could you?





oh! please dont ask me about my business

Whoohooo!

how to cha-cha for dummies!

have you seen that youtube character Juana Change? that oversize DI who gave us a clear picture of how cha-cha is danced by the administration step-by-step. well, she's been getting a lot of exposure these days. she appeared at the makati rally against charter change last dec. 12 dancing with rez cortes. she has been featured in the news programs of two networks (that's how i learned about her) and her videos' online hits in youtube have been growing.

she's been getting a lot of attention that's for sure. and has gotten malacanang a little worried about her online anti-administration campaign.

and how is malacanang dealing with her?... they try to scare people from everything that has fat by issuing a mock up result of a DOH test on local pork declaring the pressence of the ebola strain in local hogs.

whoohoo!


close association. this administration has unfairly associated miss juana with the ebola strain issue just so as to malign miss piggy, err, miss juana.













what duh!...
unfair! there's no similarity at all!

FG: All my friends say I'll survive...It just takes time

last week, on their way to lima, Peru to attend the APEC summit, the Philippine delegation made emergency stop over in japan after the first gentleman was said to have experienced "intense stomach pain" and was immediately admitted to a hospital in osaka. a lot of people quickly speculated that he could be have had problems related to his heart ailment. but official word has it that FG had diarrhea while on flight.

that's what they say. of course we all know what the real reason is. in the last apec meetings, all have been witness to an affair in the summits. an affair that blossomed through the years. and somebody just couldn't take it anymore that he would rather fly back home than to see how he lose his girl. and he had to come up with all those crappy excuses about him having diarhea and all that just to cut loose from the trip and make his way back home.

see how it started ...

in vietnam, 2006

"When you look me in the eyes,

I catch a glimpse of heaven.
I find my paradise,
When you look me in the eyes".


"fancy meeting
you alone in the crowd,
couldn't help but notice your smile"

"In your eyes
I can see my dreams reflections
In your eyes
I found the answers to my questions
In your eyes
I can see the reason why our love’s alive
In your eyes"

in chile, 2004

in australia, 2007
look at how his eyes wander around...

look at those long arms...



see what FG has been doing in the sidelines also...


but thats nothing compared to the wife's affair. yes, FG is having a problem with his heart. he's heartbroken to be exact...

this is not bitoy's funniest video, stop goofin' around!

last wednesday, another goofy member of the cabinet made a big fuss when he made his "impromptu" opening invocation imploring the president's term be extended. the goofy cabinet member was quick to clarify that his imploration was meant to be a joke adding that he trusts that it was a prayer and that the almighty has a lot of sense of humor. he further added that his boss, the mother of all goofs, had a quite a laugh after their meeting.

while she and all the cabinet members may had a field day at the goofy cabinet member's "joke", some people didn't quite take it the same way.

some presidentiables for instance didn't like the joke at all and were caught flashing their instant reactions to the goofy cabinet member's conduct. here are some of them:

here, vice-president noli de castro didn't quite like listening to the prayer as it was being said. he was ask by the media after wards for some reactions, here is how he felt about it:


sen. loren legarda was asked for some comments and this is what she had to say:

without an iota of doubt, she obviously can't stop herself from laughing.

now ex-senate president manny villar also had this rather stoical reaction.

he later took the floor and made this forecast...


senator lacson also gave this look when ask about the issue...another senat or and presidentiable was asked to comment on the goofy cabinet member's actions. this is what he has to say to him:



another 2010 presidentiable and the former speaker of the house of representative also gave thier reactions on the matter

the former speaker poutingly disapproves the idea

the MMDA chief, in his most enthusiastic manner, dismisses the slant.


the makati mayor, who had just declared his presidential ambition a few days ago, was also ask for his reaction, and he has this to show:

oops! wrong file, everybody! wrong file!

here is the makati mayor's facial retort:

he later had a draw back to a corner somewhere and made this gesture. he appears to be pondering deeply about iteven the newly elected US president had this expression to show about the beseeching for term extension


now, the one who has been quite, yet, the most affected by the invocation all along, shows his displeasure in the strongest and most desperate gesture of disgust he can ever come up. see how the "joke" has emotionally disturbed this guy.

amid all these sad mood, here is one guy who is exultantly celebrating what occurred last wednesday morning.

yeepee!

except for one, all the images in this post say one thing- that term extensions are no laughing matter. and all of us agree. so can somebody tell that goofy press secretary- don't push it!


all pics were downloaded...

the game name, err, game the name, err, the name game...

now, channelnews-asia just reported that world rice prices has just gone down as exporters had an oversupply of the grain. vietnam, one of the chief exporters of the staple has reduced its rice prices together with some other exporters while indonesia; an archipelago which has never exported its rice produce eversince, now self-sufficient with its rice outputs; is now ready to sell its excess rice overseas.

its funny how the cost of local rice has started to climb up quietly when global price of rice has gone down. and the government vowed just a few months ago to to deliver cheaper grains. aren't we starting to realize that its a totally different world out here?

there's a big, big show programmed this thursday at the senate. a guy who has something, err no, a huge thing to do with agriculture will appear before the senate blue ribbon and agriculture committees to explain how and where did an ENOOOORMOUUUUS amount of public funds appropriated for fertilizers went missing. funds believed to be redirected to the administration's campaign pool in the 2004 elections.

now wait, didn't we see this before? didn't we see garciliano and neri negate all allegations by saying: "it's not me, garci is not me" or "i didn't say that, i didn't say the president was evil". isn't this the same movie we saw twice already? isn't this the farcical scene where a bunch of second-rate comics gang up on a funnier clown who is simply a dummy of an even greater clown where the story ends with... the beat up clown goes off the hook, goes away scott-free, runs in elections or gets to be designated as head of CHED or any other comic-stage of a government agency. i got a feeling, this time around, the scene will end with the clown at the center of the story delivers his punchline by yelling "JOC-JOC-JOKE!".

truly, there is no business like showbizness.

there's another clown in the news today who has made public his intention to run for the presidency in 2010 and you bet, he's quite a goof. he's a good clown, in fact, he doesn't need clown make up or anything. he's like what maybelline models say "born with it".

the 60-something makati mayor associates himself with the newly elected US president by using the pet name "Jojobama". i thought it was just jobama as one jo is repulsive already, but like one wasn't repugnantly contemptible enough they had to extend it to Jojobama. good thing they didn't think of mojo-jojo-banana-rama-bama. or Jojo-jojo-fojojo-banana-fana-bojojo-fee-fay-momojo-jojo. 'cause that would have been a problem 'cause there won't be enought space in the ballot for those names. and voters would likely vote for the other candidates if you require them to spell those.

has he ever thought how would the real Obama feel when he learns about this? he might say: "ok, first my father gave me this dull name, now this guy is gonna use it for his gain. why don't he use Barrack instead. doesn't Bina(y)-Barrack sound better? that's swahili for loser, by the way". "why am i always the target of correlation of these publicity-hungry filipinos? first it was gloriah macapalgal-arrowyow, now it's Jeyjowmarr Beenay"

Macapalgal, err...Macapagal-arrowyow's congratulatory calls were reportedly disregarded by Obama twice that she is forced to go to chicago at a time Obama is in town to get him to acknowledge and recognize her. though, arrowyow doesn't wanna show the world that she is trying to get his attention by saying she's there to attend some sort of a gathering. but she intends to get Obama to meet her and shake hands with her and get harassed by her and get enlightened that she has a special kinship with Obama until she feels she and Obama are ready to forget their spouses already and you decide what's next.

and she's not gonna stop unless he has openly included her in his list of network friends in his friendster profile.

there was a news report about Obama not noticing macapagal-arrowyow even when she actually smashed into Obama after her hand waving didn't work while Obama's car was driving by. Obama reacted by whining to his security details about a crazy 50- something female stalker who ran into him.

it's the bird, it's the plane, oh, it's the IMF!

gues who had just flip-flopped on a USD 10B issue?
malacañang announced on wednesday that the worldbank has set aside USD 10B as a standby fund to mitigate the effect of the global economic recession in the ASEAN. no less than our lady of factual speeches and honest statements proclaimed this information in two occasions. the same woman who said she will not run for president in 2004 and who assured us that there will be lasting peace, finally, in the troubled south with the designation of former AFP-Chief Gen. Esperon in the government negotiating panel last year.

her so-called economic team even tried to save her face by saying that it was the IMF and not the WB that had prepared the amount as a economic recession bail-out fund for the region as earlier reported to the president by secretary Teves.
it's like saying "no, it's not superman who's gonna save us. it's Hancock. sorry, our mistake!"

they confirmed it by adding that sec. Teves went over his notes again, double-checked and found out that it was IMF that was written there all along. like the letters weren't bold enough he had to underline it or highlighted it with a highlight pen and went back to teacher gloria and everybody in the class to correct himself and said "IMF pala...i thought it was bloodbank, err...worldbank", "oops!"

another secretary even blamed the world bank for denying the declaration of his well-loved boss. he even went further by saying "we're well coordinated here. we're well polished. they have communication problems".

well coordinated, indeed. see who's flip-flopping now. this is the philippines' economic team. the ones chosen to formulate economic policies for the nation. our hopes are pinned on these men to spare us from the global financial crisis. nice going, economic team!

here's another bad news for everyone, after our lady of factual speeches and honest statements made public the USD 10B standard facility, in the same speeches, she also said that the nation is going to withstand the global economic crisis; there's going to be a fare rollback in public transports; the whole MILF organization is surrendering; public and private sector employees will recieve 14th month pay in december; human rights abuses and killing of journalists will end; the latest imepeachment case will reach the senate; she will step down in 2010; and, as if that wasn't enough, that manny will TKO dela hoya in the 4th round.

manny is soo screwed up!

good luck, everybody! see you if we ever get there!